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When you blow a load on a woman's face and take her hair and swing it onto her face, sticking to the load.
"I gave Gwen a Ski Mask last night after she robbed my virginity."
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The art of holding on to the doors or rear of a car or truck while the driver drags you through the snow.
There's some snow outside, let's get the truck and go urban skiing down the street.
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1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.
2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.
1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.
2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.
3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.
Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.
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A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.
Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"
Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."
Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."
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When its really warm outside, so one can ski in only a tee-shirt
Dude, it was so warm, we went tee-shirt skiing.
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It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.
Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.
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the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.
I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!
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