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Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.
The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.
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A sans sleep is where someone will sleep until woken up or is needed for anything. I choose to say "Sans Sleep" because Sans the Skeleton from a game and some videos mainly sleeps! Although it depends on which sans you look at but I mean the Classic!Sans. He is always sleeping in stead of doing what he is supposed to do which is watch for humans!
Sister (Texting me) : Hey whats up?
Me (Texting my sister): Nothing wby
Sister (Texting me): You should probably get some rest we will have to wake up early tomorrow.
Me (Texting my sister) Im sorry what did you say? I couldn't understand you.
My sister (texting me): Wdym you couldn't understand me? I said you should probably get some rest.
Me (Texting my sister): "Rest?" What's rest?
Sister (Texting me): You know when you sleep? Yeah its that just in a different form of wording.
(Me slamming my sisters door open)
Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS SLEEP! EXCUSE ME ACCORDING TO SANS ITS A SANS SNOOZE OR SLEEP!
Sister: First of all be quiet mom is sleeping and second... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?! YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT SANS! WHO IS SANS?!
And yeah that's why I say Sans snooze or sans sleep instead of normal sleep or rest!
when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms
i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.
Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.
I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.
1. When, in class you are taking notes, but becoming increasingly tired. You end up falling asleep several times, but are still trying to take notes. Next thing you know, class is over and what you look down at are your sleep notes. They start with the correct information, and steadily become more illegible and harder to understand. They will often incorporate small dreams you had, or you will accidentally write what people near you are saying, instead of what the teacher is saying. They may include doodles and scribbles that even you cannot decipher.
Ring!
Teacher: Alright everyone, have a good weekend!
John: Oh man, class is over?
Steve: Yeah, you slept through the entire thing.
John: Oh man, check out these sleep notes! I started with a timeline about the colonization of America that turned into a scene out of Family Guy, and then I see what looks like a smiley face, with lines trailing off of it.
when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better
man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"
The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.