Snail Trail

When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.

Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)

Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

Stepping on snails

1. Some one who likes to ignore

other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others

She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails

Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails

snail eater

a French person

stupid snail eaters annoy me

Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"