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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.
"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"
The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.
I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.
When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.
"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"
The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.
Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.