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The act of ejaculating directly into the nostrils of a female during intercourse.
Louise gave Tanya a Sleezy Sneeze job on Saturday night after coming home from the bar.
very used phrase by pikagirl699, even tho she doesn't have a pp :pensive:
pika : ello
d4dero : pp sneeze
pika : xddddddddddd
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.
You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.
When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.
Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?