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Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
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Description of an ugly person.
He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.
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they are too lazy, and.or under the influence of swag.
they are too swagalicious to do so in which would mean they are lessening their swag-o-meter just to click on your profile and write something back.
"When someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook.. "
girl: hey! how are you?
boy: (comments on wallpost) great, you?
girl: why dont you post back on my wall?
boy: (comments on wallpost) i have too much swag.
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Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something?
Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something? oh wait i forgor
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someone who needs to do that stuff i just said.
Ashleigh, you are omeone-who-should-shut-up-when-your-being-silly
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx
there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx