Random
Source Code
Random
To cup your hand near your asshole why letting rip a juicy fart, then shoving it in your bitches face saying "Cup of Soup?"
My girlfriend gave me a Dutch oven when I least expected it, so ii return I drew out a cup of soup to show her who wears the pants. Then, she bitched at me so i gave her the dirty ushna.
45👍 23👎
A woman who is sexually arroused.
When I bring home a paycheck, she makes me Panty Soup.
38👍 21👎
The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.
Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!
153👍 102👎
Fucking a pussy that is So loose.
She was so loose, it felt like i was fucking soup
11👍 4👎
When a guy brings a girl to orgasm through oral and she proves to be a moist mother, gushing a creamy gash soup all over his face and in his mouth.
Also available - condensed chicken.
Rob: I was giving her cuntwrap supreme and all of a sudden she started spewing gash soup on my face.
Shane: Man we should have been there to seagull the bitch.
Steve: Damn, she could have been my next cunty brown dock victim.
Nigel: Did you see Rocky last night? It got me so pumped that I just had to start doing shorthand and then some gash soup came out.
11👍 4👎
When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.
I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.
9👍 3👎
Bowling For Soup is an amazing band. All these haters that say they are pointless are stupid! Look at Star song and Much More Beautiful Person. Both mean to love yourself and be happy. Im Gay is just about how haters are bringing down the people who jut want to be happy. The love songs are not about fairy tale love. In Why don't I Miss you it's about how burning up never felt so write. They are not like Taylor Swift songs. Clearly you have taste in true music. You can tell they just want to have fun and live! They don't care about looks or being all cool with the dark clothe. I love this band. They changed my life. And they are fun, immature and cute :) No matter age you can always be immature and have a fun life!
I went to see Bowling For Soup, their song I'm Gay made me realize happy is actually fun intead of sulking.
9👍 3👎