The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum
I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...
I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers
Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.
Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?
Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.
When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
When a girl finishes slobbing a mans knob then rides him by spinning around with his dick inside of her like a childhood sit and spin.
Rebecca gave Sean the ole spit and spin on their camping trip.
The feeling of disgust in your mouth after sleep- especially after naps
"Eww! Zach I just woke up from my nap and my mouth is full of sleep spit!"
"Gross."
Ginger Ale mixed with lime juice. A drink that originated in Skokie Illinois.
"Hey dude, i'm thirsty, pass me some of that frog spit."
"Yo, i'm gonna mix me up some frog spit."