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The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth
CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash
"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"
"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"
(noun) A bed.
Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up
This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!
the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)
Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.
Excuse me, I need to "splash one".