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Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass
How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?
Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”
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“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”
“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
One who is ridiculously stupid
He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong
Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.
That guy was a real word sponge, he didn't say a single thing.
I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.