when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.
Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.
It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)
"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"
Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.
"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"
"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"
When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.