mushroom stamp

the act of pushing the tip of your own cock into your anus - just slightly - thereby inking your tip - and then imprinting the mushroom image onto said victim

If you don't get off of my lawn, I'm gonna mushroom stamp all you little bastards!

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stamp of approval

an extention on a mushroom stamp you jizz on the persons forhead then slap your knob to get a good splatter action.

(please note the slap will probably wake the person up so get ready to run like hell!)

kenny passed out at his 18th last week so i gave him the stamp of approval for being a weak bitch.

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Man stamp

The act similar to teabagging an opponent only instead of using your nutsack, you stamp your unsuspecting foe on the forehead with your anus (aka wagonwheel). Preferably after a wet or "juicy" fart although this is not a requirement as the act is often punishment enough.

Take this Man stamp you camping noob!

Awww did the little noob get man stamped? Too bad soap doesn't wash off shame.

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n00b stamp

When one who is more experienced comes across a complete n00b and completely pwns him/her in everyway.

Kid 1: What is your best pokemon in your pokedex? Mines a Wartortle!
Kid 2: Mines a Blastoise...

Kid 1 is N00b STAMPED

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Licking stamps

What every gay ass does instead of licking pussies.

Why you looking at my girl and licking stamps

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fudge stamp

when a man sits on a woman and stamps her with his anus and grundle, leaving a fudge stain.

My girlfriend really had to wash her forehead after I fudge stamped her last night.

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v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

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