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The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.
Dude, are you going to youtube live?
Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!
when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly
girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha
Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident
You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.
It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool
random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool