Ty: ready to go
Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand
Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident
You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.
A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool
random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.
"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."