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The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
A youtube video, being performed live infront of a audience.
Dude, are you going to youtube live?
Yeah, I heard livelavalive are doing stand up video!
when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly
girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha
the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool
random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.
"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand
Making a stupid mistake, doing something wrong by accident
You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.