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A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
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When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears
You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
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Verb. The act of someone who is being a "Debbie Downer", who continues to exhibit signs of whining or complaining.
Jake was Deb-Stepping at the party, because his girlfriend broke up with him.
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When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps
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The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.
When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.
That crack whore didn't follow Step One.
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I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.
Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.
Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!
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When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.
"When me and Andrew got married, his dogs became my step dogs"
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