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A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family
I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving
When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.
Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not
to accidentally poop yourself
Bubba had surprise poopy at work, "what a scharter", that was an accident.
When you take a dump in a blender and mix it with Cool Whip and Ice, then stick your dick into the frosty treat and proceed by fucking your girl (or guy). then you eat out his/her hole, therefore enjoying a refreshing dairy desert.
Good lord man, those kids down in Kakalakey know all about the perfect raleigh surprise! no wonder that shits the capitol!
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after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'
also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'
sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad
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When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.
Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.
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