Virgin Talk

It is when someone constantly talks about sex and every thing leads to talking about sex. This usually happens amongst virgins since they have never experienced sex. So they talk and fantasize about what it's like, as if they really know.

Non-virgins also known as fornicators, also use "virgin talk" when talking about sexual fantasies that are very unlikely or impractical to perform.

Entre: "Aww dude I'm totally gonna tie my chick up and pour cream all over her and just lick every inch of her body!"

Bear: "No you're not. No normal person would do that, just stop your virgin talk, its embarrassing to listen to."

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Real Talk

This is for real, no joke. I actually mean what I am saying.

"Real Talk...go fuck yourself"

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talk to the hand

A way of saying "I'm not listening" rudely. Usually comes with a hand gesture not unlike a policeman stopping traffic.

"I ain't listenin' to yo' problems! Talk to the hand!"

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table talk

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.

Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?

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urinal talk

randomly talking, or randomly getting talked to by a complete stranger whilst using a urinal

i just got some urinal talk when i went to the bathroom

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Death Talk

A “Death Talk” is the opposite of a “Pep Talk.” A “Pep Talk” makes you Feel Good in Time of Need.

A Death Talk is usually administered by someone Jealous & Petty who has Broken Their Own Dreams & Aspirations & Wants To Destroy Yours.
Death Talks are usually Put Upon You by Evil Family Members, Dysfunctional friends or Co-Workers who do not want to see you Succeed, because their own dreams were Never Realized.

Example: Hey, I am thinking of going back to College to Do Something with My Life.

Death Talk: “No Way…You Are Too Stupid! You could never get through College & Make Something of Yourself! I never did! Stay Here at Walmart and Live Out Your Life as our Greeter for Minimum Wage.”

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tough-talk

speaking in a tone intended to threaten your subject or audience, for the sole purpose of coercing them into believing or doing something; threaten. Common among politicians, law enforcement, gangsters, wiseguys, athletes, coaches, teachers. Best when used subtly.

Subtle tough-talk: (After being cut off by a freshly-licensed driver, at the red light, I got out of my car and went up to the driver's window). " You keep driving like that and someone's going to get hurt, and it isn't going to be me."

Overt tough-talk: "Oh, you don't understand me? No problemo, my fist speaks five languages."

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