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Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
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A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.
Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way
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When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"
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Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!
Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
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Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...
Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?
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A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)
can be brought on by genetics.
parents are usually former/current druggies.
these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
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Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped
That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.
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