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The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021


popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 29, 2017


Book teacher

A teacher of college or high school level who does nothing but teach right out of the book word for word. This kind of teacher is worthless and has no place in or education system.

That teacher sucks, he's a book teacher. teach horrible

by Eatmyassmr.m January 13, 2012


Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 3, 2021


youtube teacher

Noun. A teacher who shows youtube videos and then simply repeats what the youtube videos said for the rest of the class period.

Youtube clip: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Teacher: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Students: Wow, he is such a youtube teacher.

by User4857 July 25, 2012


Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.

Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.

by Fridl April 4, 2023


Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022