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When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.
When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.
In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.
Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.
When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat
Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.
An extremely small town where everyone knows your name and the next person you say "Howdy" to will most likely be your cousin.
Gosh it's like WhiteBluff, Tennessee on this show; what's up with the whistling? Who the hell is Andy Griffith?
Hick Town
When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.
Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.
When you do a line of coke off of a dirty butthole and it leaves off remnants on your upper lip. Its to immitate the image of a snowman you make in Tennessee snow (with dirt and leaves throughout the snow).
When I came home the other night my wife exclaimed, "Nice Tennessee Snowman!".