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Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021


Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman December 17, 2015


Text Jam

When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.

I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.

by EXHaysbert October 14, 2009


Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 2, 2010


Text Vibing

Text Vibing is when two people are on the same page, or the same texting level. They are able to send vague obscure texts and the other person will still know exactly what they're talking about. They will also know the deeper meaning behind the message to a subconscious level. This is when, what actually causes the vibing aspect, takes place. Ya see, Marky Mark receives confirmation requests if these two parties are feeling these Good Vibrations. He then confirms or denies if they deserve to be apart of this Marky Mark Theory. When he confirms the Good Vibrations, that is when the two parties reach a whole new texting level, hence, Text Vibing.

Murph: I'll call him until his phone dies, like an angered over jealous untrusting girlfriend.
Ally: So basically your ex?
Murph: Oh my God! That's the reason I was using that example!
Ally: WE'RE TEXT VIBING!
Murph: THANKS MARKY MARK!!
Marky Mark: C'mon C'mon! Feel it Feel it!

by Shrug n Ally-Dizzle December 18, 2013


No x Text

A text message from your partner that does not end with 'x'. You know you're in trouble when you get one of these, especially when you're unaware of the pretext.

'Dude, I just got a text that said 'I've got your flip flops''

'Did it end in with a kiss?'

'Nah. It's a No x Text, man!'

'Oh dear. Shit gonna hit the fan, bro!'

by Moodlepoo August 21, 2012


text reflex

When you send or respond to a text without fully thinking about the consequences of doing so. Similar to drunk texting but you're completely sober. Its more just plain impulsive

Example 1:

Father: You stayed out too late at that party last night; you're grounded for the next week
Son: Fuck you old man!
Father: make that the next month
Son: C'mon dad, that was my text reflex!

Example 2:

Texter Dude 1: Hey baby, you wanna go hookup behind the bleachers?

Texter Chick 1: Hell no you creeper! WTF is up with u? Drunk?
Texter Chick 1's friend: Yah, that was his text reflex

by TexterReflexer13 October 5, 2011