Perfect balance of whiskey and thought

Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.

Will had the perfect balance of whiskey and thought, he's channeling Efren right now!

She thought Twitter

Starting phrase to subtly warn an XBOX LIVE nuke.

Random peep: She thought Twitter, was social media...
Randomer peep: Well? Where's the yo mama joke?
Random peep: ............EA- *XBOX LIVE nuke hits area*

Limbo thoughts

A thought that is there but isn’t at the same time it is also able to keep you from thinking right and make you upset it basically is a stuck thought that is a void and it spreads so yeah it sucks

Ugh limbo thoughts suck they are voids that spread to other thoughts and you can’t shake them

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it

someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”

Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.