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John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997
Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon
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An overconfident and cocky little fellow with zero self-control. Always brags about how he will break world records when participating in any physical activity. Goes out too hard, falls and gets stuck between something. Humiliated he needs to beg his friends to call the fire department to save him and cut him loose.
Person 1: Look! That John-Fors tried to beat Usain Bolts world record and got stuck between two hurdles!
Person 2: Oh, well. Lets call the fire department…
Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D
"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers
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Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?
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A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?
Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
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n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
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