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When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole
Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.
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When you give/receive advice that is brutally honest and accurate, but the recipient doesn't want to hear it.
Sam spit some truth fire at Mike when he told him that his ex girfriend was never coming back and he had to get over her.
an exclamitory phrase meaning Damnit or shit!
Tom and Ted playing with matches
ted: Dont holdd it too long youll get burnt
tom: nah!!
tom(Getting burnt) : Ouch BITCHES ON FIRE!!!!
There is trouble.
Philomena: My sister....(takes a breath).. there is fire on the mountain!”
Hassanatu:” What happened?”
Philomena: “Sarah and Moesis are fighting!”
Hassanatu: “Let's go help her nah.”
Open fire mostly in empty barrels surrounded by hoboes.
Two Hoboes are getting warmth from a hobo fire
It's your asshole the day after eating too many hot wings
Bro I ate so many hot wings last night, my ass is like a fire chute today!!
Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.