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CECA Math

When Singapore’s Opposition parties were only given a fraction of the politically charged numbers they requested from the government on the Comprehensive Economic Cooperation Agreement (CECA), such as the total number of “foreign talents” from India and their family members who are presently working and living in the country, and the number of locals who benefited from the Singapore-India free trade agreement that was signed in 2005.

Singaporeans won’t lose sleep or go on strike because sensitively constipated CECA math statistics aren’t going to come out (until one day when the Opposition wins the hearts of a majority electorate)—99.99% of locals don’t need immigration figures as living proof, because they, their loved ones, or friends had seen or experienced the aftermath of this one-sided deal first-hand.

by MathPlus July 18, 2021

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math slut

someone smart who you go to get answers in math. Or someone you can pay to get math answers.

Kirstin is such a math slut, I gave her five bucks for all the answers.

by Heisler February 26, 2008

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Math Murderer

GameFAQs moderator. Murderer of math.

by f00d April 7, 2003

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math debate

A stupid little phrase that most immature people try to get you to say 5 (or any number really) times fast. At the end it is masterbate, the person who made you say it giggles like an idiot thinking they're witty. It's the perfect excuse to slap that person.

Person 1- Say math debate 5 times fast!
Person 2- Ha ha ha ha ha no...

by sickk! May 10, 2006

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math studies

a math course in the IB program, described by David Matthews as "math for those who normally would not take math", described by most students as "the greatest course ever! prrrrrrrrrrrrat!"

"nigga this math portfolio and calculus shit is hard!"
"stupid ass nigga, you should have taken Math Studies!"

"whoaaaaaa StudieS!"

by horkypoo December 22, 2003

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math whores

Teenage girls whom high school math teachers flirt with and who rove in packs, disregarding the fact that they are usually terrible students.

Look at the teacher talking to those math whores, he won't even let me ask a question! Now I'll fail my test. Damn.

by Charlie9 March 20, 2006

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Girl Math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making an unnecessary purchase used primarily by women.

When someone wants to purchase something, this purchase often being more than they should make, they will make illogical reasoning to justify the purchase, this reasoning is known as "girl math." There is reasoning behind the "girl math," but the reasoning is strongly biased towards the impulsive desires of the user to make the purchase and isn't very logical when taking everything into account from the person's income, to the cost of the purchase, to the necessity of the item.

Some examples of "girl math" are:
- Someone says "I made sixty dollars today!" when they bought something discounted for $440 that was usually $500.
- When buying $300 shoes, "it's less than a dollar a day if I wear them for a year." This "girl math" is commonly used as marketing in product advertisements as well.
- When returning an item, "I made an extra $120 today," followed by immediately going to the store to spend all of it because it was extra money.
- When purchasing something from the store, "it's free because I'm using cash." The reasoning coming from the fact that the purchase won't effect the person's funds in their bank account.

Got this $260 pair of shoes for free because I used cash! Girl math!

by Mr Bilbo Swaggins September 26, 2023

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