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A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.
Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."
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1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
3. The first and most substantial commandment in the practice of Cogswellianism.
Friend 1: "Mike is such a complete pseudo alpha male."
Friend 2: "How can you tell?"
Friend 1: "Well, he may try to be domineering, but there's not a single guy I know that fears or even remotely respects him."
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Theta Phis are the most real girls in any sorority. They are sweet, kind, caring, and crazy intelligent. They are leaders in on and off the campus representing true Greek Life. Not only are the all around bad-asses but they are the most crazy fun sorority girls you will ever meet. They are the beautiful girls you take home to mom and then they out drink your dad under the table, because they already out drank every fraternity. Never sober, always true are the theta phis, known for holding their liquor with class. The penguin best represents them because they travel in packs, mate for life, and are always dressed for a party. Do not try and mess with a theta phi girl because if you mess with one you mess with the entire sorority. There sisterhood is the strongest, truest, and proudest of the greek tree. They would never bad mouth their sisters and are always there by there side. Every loyal, ever lasting are the Theta Phi Alpha girls.
Dude1: Wow, you would be a perfect Theta Phi Alpha. You are smart, beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and crazy fun!
PNM: Thanks! Its only the dream to belong to the best sorority on campus.
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in other words
I'll fuck anybody
if you say it out loud and fast.
"I'm a whore, so Alpha kenny body"
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To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work
"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"
Alpha-Omega (AO) males are near-mythical. They rank higher in ability/rarity than Alpha or Sigma males combined. Few AO males are known in the history of mankind. In fact, none has been reported in the last century.
The term "Alpha-Omega" reflects his unclassifiable nature by conventional archetypes. The Greek letter term is merely a means for discussion. In other cultures, he has been referred as Zero-Infinity, One-Whole, etc. To make one important note, the AO male is a mortal, NOT supernatural.
To describe the AO male, one could refer to the Buddhist term "Tenjou tenge yuiga dokuson", which states “Above heaven, under heaven, I am alone worthy of honor”. The statement is not a boast, but rather a realization that the universe shares a single nature and are equally empty of self.
The modern 3 criteria of the AO Male are:
1. The AO male is NOT CLASSIFIABLE BY Alpha, Beta, Sigma, etc. He is at times a charismatic leader, a faithful follower, incredibly powerful and simultaneously is utter powerlessness. He does not care whether he leads, obeys, is independent, or is part of a group. He is not bound by laws, morals, emotions, or biological instincts.
2. The INITIAL IDENTIFICATION of the AO male CANNOT BE SELF-IDENTIFICATION. The AO male CAN ONLY BE DISCOVERED.
3. The AO male IS NOT AN ACTIVE INFLUENCER. No modern social-media-influencer can ever be an AO male. The AO male does not ever feel the need or duty to share/connect with others since the universe is the self.
Example: These so-called Alpha males or Sigma males are all mere flies buzzing under the sun. The true Alpha-Omega male has not been seen in the last century.
Example: Q: "How can I become an Alpha-Omega male?" A: "If you wish to become one, you cannot become one."
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That little phrase you use to make your friend say "Ill fuck anybody"
Johnny: Hey dude read this phrase outloud
Tod: Alpha Kenny Body.
Johnny: Stupid Bitch.
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