The little demons that keep you awake at night.
Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.
Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men
I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away
Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.
"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"
Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”