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A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
Crab hole is an infected butthole
Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole
A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs
Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany
Girl:1 her too
Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!
Emily save shirt crab for later!