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To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.
"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."
The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.
When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.
Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.
Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!
The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."
-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.
After having missionary style sex , the female lifts her ass off the bed and gets up on her hands and feet . She does a side shuffle to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Hey Chris , that girl Jessica and me had sex last night ! After we did it , she did this amazing little move to avoid sitting in the wet spot on the bed .
Oh wow ! Jessica is a crab walker . She must have a strong lower back !
Circular areas, on or around the lips that infested with crabs (pubic lice)
"AH STAY AWAY YOU GOT CRAB CIRCLES!"
18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.
she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.
spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)
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