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similar to camel toe this refers to situations in which a female's pants are sooo tight that it gives the appearance of fat lips being separated, moose knuckle is the same thing except it refers to women pushing maximun density (over weight, fat, obese.)
Brian said, "Did you see that fat bitch; her moose knuckles look like a set of balls hanging through a pair nylons?"
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Large, Defined outline of the male/female package.
"Hey, you walkin, trim up that moose-knuckle!"
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Out of control, freshly showered, relaxed and saggy junk used to torment wife or significant other before they have a chance to enjoy their morning coffee.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
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The Moose Toboggan is a legendary sex feat that can only be accomplished by veterans in the field. First, you must initiate sex with a girl while riding down a icy slope in a toboggan. Next, insert an icicle into said girl's ass. Moving on, you will pull your cock out of her vagina and proceed give your girl moose antlers as you jiz all over her face. Lastly, allow said cum to freeze all over your girl's face.
Shirley really enjoyed the moose toboggan she received last tuesday but was unable to chip away the frozen cum for several weeks.
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When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.
Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.
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something my friend says excessivly for no apparent reason only says it in front of me and a couple of other people all others think he is perfectly sane
Matt: did you watch friends last night?
Friend: Moose biscuits!
Matt: what?
Friend: nothing.
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1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches
2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it
1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose
2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!
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