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Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—

Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.

by yOdAdAbEscared November 12, 2018


pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 9, 2015


Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain

This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022


spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.

Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020


Butterfly Net

A hypothetical device that a medical professional would use to capture and detain the mentally disturbed.

I saw Jonathan running around the park chasing squirrels - someone needs to get the Butterfly Net out.

by My urban definitions June 12, 2024


white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 7, 2009


net blower

Sexiest kid out there

Lebron is net blowerr

by Anthony lamannna August 2, 2017