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you are about to get play sexual intercourse from the opposite sex.
when you are about to get sex you scream “ HELLO RIGHT NOW OK”
when just aint felling shoving ur 3 inch wonka in to the hoe so you chose the kiss option to keep her happy
not now lets just kiss now, shag later
for a person to make something come to an end at this moment
me: name some vegetables
friend: carrot, onion, lettuce...
me: thanks
friend: ...green pepper, spinach broccoli
me: you can stop now
My first under-cover name in years
guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.
I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.
When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances
Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now
The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.
Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"
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