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Paul Dinello, possible best friend to satirist Stephen Colbert, played Geoffrey Jellyneck on the TV show Strangers With Candy as well as directed the movie based on the show. HE also plays Tad the Building Manager on the Colbert Report and co-wrote Wigfield with Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert. He has pillowy lips and bumped his lips on a bisucit.
I saw Paul Dinello come down the stairs at the Colbert Report studio and he was going to get Stephen some food after the show wearing that ridiculous plaid shirt that I make fun of him for. I would have joked him for it if I wasn't stunned over the fact that I was seeing a live Paul fucking Dinello!
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The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.
*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*
Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"
* hi five ensues*
Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
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* Brief period of confusion...*
Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."
Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."
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Amazing player for New Orleans Hornets. Won Rookie of the month every month of the year. hes gonna be a future allstar and won Rookie of the year in the 2005/2006 season.
Chris Paul got more double doubles then Kobe.
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The Second Coming, haha no, but yeah hes a God among men
"Why can't you be Humble like paul Masvidal!!?!?!"
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Ron Paul, in addition to being a 2008 presidential candidate, is also slang for percocet, usually in the context of recreational use.
Oh shit, I just snorted some Ron Paul and I'm high as fuck!
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Without question, one of the greatest actors ever. Known also for his icy blue eyes, good looks and his food line, Newman's Own. He has starred in a wide variety of films since the early 50s from "Somebody Up There Likes Me" to "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" to "The Hustler" to "Hud" to "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" to "The Sting" to "Absence of Malice" to "Nobody's Fool" to "Road to Perdition." He recently retired earlier this year and he will be missed on screen.
He resides in Connecticut w/ his long-time wife, Joanne Woodward.
"The embarassing thing is that my salad dressings have grossed more than any of my films." - Paul Newman
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A giant lumberjack who, among other things, created the Grand Canyon, The Mississippi, the Rocky Mountains, and all the lakes in Minnesota. Paul Bunyan lives on in Bemidji, Minnesota with his blue ox, Babe.
Come visit Paul Bunyan and Babe in Bemidji, Minnesota; Babe is hollow and one of his eyes is just a hole so birds live inside of him.
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