slice your pie

when some one is willing to do stuff....

he'd like to slice ur pie anyday

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New York Pizza Slice

The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.

Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!

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Father, son, holy slice

The holy golf trinity that one prays to before teeing off.

Father, son, holy slice I pray that my ball goes straight this time.

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greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

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the best thing since sliced bread

a person says this to show how one apprieciates the other person or object; to show how much they like the person or object.

Chad-"Damn! Yo da best thing since sliced bread honey!"
Betty- "Give me yo numba and u will c the second best thing since sliced bread"

-or-

Tony- Wow! this video game is the best thing since sliced bread!

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Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.

Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.

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