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Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh
"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"
"You're the nastiest person i know"
When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"
John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.
Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"
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The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.
I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"