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an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds
if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god
brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?
chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER
brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales
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a Burrito bash is the superb act of a pack of horny Mexicans gang banging a single female or male.
john: what did you do today?
steve; ah just watched some burrito bash on my dirty ipad
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The hygge male sex organ.
During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.
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a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead
tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito
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A man puts his penis into a woman (or man's) asshole while the taker has to defecate. The taker then defecates and then sucks the poo off the penis.
Then, they make out.
"Mmm, baby, I have to poo."
"I'm in the mood for a green burrito." ;)
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Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.
There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.
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The only food clinically proven to chemically depress the individual who ingests it
Lance and Sean ate Chad's Burrito yesterday and today were found drowned in their own bathtubs
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