catch a jux

it's "catch a jook" u fag

not no catch a jux what the hell is that

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Catch-22

Awesomeness in 2 forms:
1. The book (as previously defined).
2. The ska band- amazing both live and in your cd player. Wonderful mosh-full-ness, skanking, and hyperness.

1. I read Catch-22 this summer. It was incredible.
2. I saw Catch-22 live this summer. It was incredible.

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Catch 22

A situation where a choice comes down to two unfavourable options, and either way is not a win.

When the town or city that you live in has only two radio stations, and they are both playing nickelback at the exact same time.

It's a Catch 22, either way your going to have to listen to shitty music.

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Catching Jokes

When ur haing a laugh, mucking about

We were jus' jammin n catchin jokes. It was heavy

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catch 22

Basically a dilemma. Something that happens which you can't escape from, so basically you are probably gonna be in trouble anyway.

A roundabout- never ending.

"I'm in a catch 22, they're gonna find out sooner or later and i'm gonna be in trouble anyway"

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Catch-23

One more than a catch-22. A highly unusual catch-22. I have said "Catch-23" MANY times and NO ONE catches it ...all they hear is Catch-22

((He found himself between a rock and a hard place)) I'm in a Catch-23 situation.

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Catch of the Day

When having sex with a girl you use your hands to fishhook her vagina and mouse to lift her up like a fish. Your buddy then pops out of the closet and takes a photo of your "catch of the day"

Tom: What did you guys do last night?
Tim: I gave this chick the catch of the day
Dave: Yeah and I took the photo! She was at least 120 lbs!

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