a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair

Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair

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chair crunk

to do crunk dancing in a chair. works best in rocking &/or pivoting chairs eg. office chairs

wow that girl can chair crunk

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Chair slip

When you fart and it sounds like a chair moving a bit.

Did you fart?
Just a chair slip!

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chair hopper

Someone who travels all over and gets they’re Hair Done by Different Stylist

Chair Hopper She’s a chair hooper that’s why her Hair Don’t Grow Right....

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Lawn-Chair

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?

AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair

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Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart

NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !

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Bro Chair

a comfortable reclining lounge chair usually found in a living room. bros will put one in the bed of their bro trucks so that when they're out and bro-ing around they can kick back and relax at a moments notice. a relaxed bro is a happy bro, bro

Flatbiller#1 Nice Bro chair in the back of your bro truck, bro how do you even get into the bed to sit in it?
Flatbiller #2 HAHA bro, its just there for looks

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