eat out

Something boys rarely perform to the level of a woman's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting their tounge in your clit. Boys should be mindful of that fact that properly eating someone out consists of using thier fingers as well as their tounges, and doing whatever they can to make it feel good. Because if you don't, you plain suck. And she'll dump you. And you get bad referances and you'll never get laid. loser. Boys tend not to enjoy eating out, but they should learn to take it and enjoy it. This should be repeated until the girl orgasms. This, too, is usually not considered fun for boys, but they should learn to take it, and swallow it with relish and joy.

God I really want to be eaten out right now, but I happen to know that that guy really sucks at it.(I made this because I noticed a rather disturbing entry for "blowjob" but then I reminded myself that he probably sucks at eating pussy anyway...)

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eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

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eat the worm

term used to discribe either a)drinking a type of Tequila that comes with a worm in the bottle, or b) chugging at least 1/4th a liter of Tequila.

"ey, eat the worm mother fucker, don't be scared esa!"

"ey, homeboy over there ate the worm last night and got wasted"

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Eating out

Term used for performing oral sex on a female, also known as cunnilingus. Women and men all vary so it is not necessarily every woman's favourite form of sex and it is not necessarily unpleasant for all men. If you want to know what they think, ask them.

Not a form of payment for head or sex. Sex is not money. Personally, I would have given head without being eaten out, for example.

Guy 1: Hey you should be eating out your girlfriend regularly so she gives you head
Guy 2: Nah dude she doesn't make me do that for head, I spoke to her. She said she much prefers fingering or fucking.
Guy 1: Woah you're lucky you don't have to eat her out!
Guy 2: No, I still do it, just love that feel bro
Guy 1: ...Dude...you're fucking weird...
Guy 2: ....Anyway, gotta go I'm seeing my girlfriend now XD XD XD

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eat me

Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.

You want me to pay you eight dollars or you'll shoot me in the leg? Eat me you dumb fuck!

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eat out

*To go somewhere to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, particularly at a restaurant.

*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).

"Wanna go eat out at Old Country Buffet?"

"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"

"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock

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eating ass

the act of having someone’s ass on a plate and eating it with a fork.

“i love to eating ass, lets go to that one place”

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