ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

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fire engine diarrhea

Diarrhea that spews from the anus like water from a firehose

Nick had fire engine diarrhea after dinner at Loco's

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social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

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Recycling engineer

a.k.a. junk nigger
an industrious negro who extracts aluminum/copper items from the
trash and in tern receives compensation from the junkyard for said transaction.
Identified by overlaiden saddlebag
equipped bicycles or rust colored station wagons/pickup trucks

I caught that recycling engineer taking a shit next to my dumpster.

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engineering center hot

A term used to described females that appear attractive on a university campus's engineering center, but if they were compared to females of another building on campus then they would only be seen as average.

Her? Yeah she's engineering center hot.. but if she were back at the main campus then she would be nothing.

Dude she's hot. Nahh man, you've just been at the engineering center for too long. She's only engineering center hot.

She's a 9 on the engineering center scale, but only a 6 on main campus.

The Little Engine That Could

An animated film from 1991 that is a retelling of the popular story of the same name, but is a lot better than many cartoons in that era. (The music, the characters have names, them in general, the storytelling/humor, etc.)

The 1991 version of The Little Engine That Could is probably the most underrated animated film I've ever seen.

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afro american engineering

Objects or tasks that are not properly or completely built, installed, and/or finished.
Similar to nigger rigged and jerry rigged.
Unthoroughly fixed object.

That was built with afro american engineering.

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