foot pudding

the mud that is formed when sweat mixes with dust inside your vibram five fingers, or other toe shoes.

"dude, i LOVE running in my new vibram five finger shoes."
"you won't love them as much once they start to fill with foot pudding."

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wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

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Snook Foot

The painful aftermath of consistent beach walking in search of snook while fly fishing in bare feet.

Damn... I got a bad case of snook foot from fishing on the beach this week.

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Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

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foot juice

The extra water that trickles down ones foot when they get out of the water.

The person that got out ahead of me in the pool gave me a mouthful of foot juice.

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Foot Orthotic

Orthopaedic device or insole fitted in shoes to correct foot deformities or an abnormal walking pattern

Hey Dude you walk like a duck, ask your Doctor for some Foot Orthotics

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mummy foot

When a female specimen maintains upon her heel, a cruddy dusty mess. The decrepit white-bound masterpiece of open sores, crevasses, and skin dust, masks the classy heel which it inhabits.

Bobby's momma looking good, look at em legs?

Yeah them are some fine looking legs. She got the ol white crown on her feet. Dems mummy foot.

Oh yeah them are some nice heels.

See also: glacier feet, cheese grater foot

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