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when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.
Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.
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The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit.
Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to them now.
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After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.
After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.
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When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.
Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo
Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.
Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.
To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.
"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"