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Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.
I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol
When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.
I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.
2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!