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the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

by Werner Karl Heisenburg April 27, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonathan Bassrider

The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.

What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.

by Brainz Hewitt January 15, 2007

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Jonathan Earl

A motherfucking English teacher who always gives TJ 90 minutes. He always smiles at small children and he gives out fucking the most annoying homework assignments ever. He can fuck off and stop saying I'm just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectful.

"Jonathan Earl is my paaaappppi"

by -DJ_Hex-10 January 5, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonathan Slack

Jonathan Slack is the hottest sexiest person in the world. He is loved by every women, seriously every women!

Woman 1: You like that Jonathan Slack?
Woman 2: No why?
Woman 1: Than you must be a man!

by Space Keeper June 22, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonathan Rhys Meyers

An actor and cult icon, Jonathan Rhys Meyers was born July 27, 1977, in Dublin, Ireland. His breakthrough role was in Velvet Goldmine, where he appeared as Brian Slade.

Meyers is sometimes credited as Jonathan Rhys Myers or Jonathan Rhys-Myer. Among his dedicated fans, he is often referred to as JRM.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is extremely talented, but his name is way to long. Therefore, we call him JRM.

by Rain January 9, 2005

103๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonathan Silverman exit

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010


Jonathan Zavier

He's a cute, funny, sweet and nice guy. Very popular and has a lot of good friends. Loves music and people who listen to the same type. Usually a skate border that wears and has a lot of hats. Wears the coolest clothes and gets the cutest girls. Isn't very smart but smart in ways others won't understand. If you meet a Jonathan Zavier in your life, you are very lucky because he might be one of the best people you could meet, I have met one but I call him JZ for short.

did you see that guy?
yah.. thats Jonathan Zavier, why?
he is so hot, I wish I could get a guy like him.

by jzismylifeee December 1, 2011

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