Leg Day

A day in which you work the lower half of your body until you cry blood, it is the ultimate way of proving that there is no God.

Man, leg day was so awful it felt like Christ took a shit on my soul.

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Banana Legs

After smoking a lot of weed, the feeling one experiences in their legs. (numb, lazy, floaty type feeling).

- "Wow my banana legs are SO bad right now that I don't even want to walk to get food."

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Leg Mental

noun: the name given to the physically handicapped.

adjective: used to describe a person who usually has an odd stride, wheelchair bound or curious gait to their walk (akin to that of a zombie traveling at haste), failing that they just look a bit mad when they walk.

"Sorry, i just went a bit leg mental there."
"Are you leg mental or head mental?"

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3rd leg

Means too be well hung, extra package if u know what i mean

Girl 1: Is it true what they say, That Roberto 1 has a 3rd leg ??
Girl 2: Its true i seen it the other day, and all i can say is its big.
Girl 1: WOW your lucky then. Hope i get to seen it soon.

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Bambi Legs

1- An affliction causing the sufferer to stumble or fall over at any given time, predominantly, but not limited to, when trying to stand up or sit down.

2- A nickname given to a person who falls over often or seemingly has the ability to trip over flat surfaces or fall over even when sitting down.

1- "Did you see Mal almost fall again??" "Yeah, he's got Bambi Legs."

2- "Haha, Bambi Legs just fell off his bar stool!!"

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Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.

"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."

Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.