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sour patch party

Limits? None. Sour patch parties are for the ladies and gentlemen with an elegant wild side. The actual theme is open for interpretation. Dress for things to get weird.

"Dude, did you hear about that sour patch party that got busted up last night?"

"I thought they went from sour to sweet?"

by 4Abbot5 January 22, 2014

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sour patch kids

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner

After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.

by SourBalls November 13, 2009

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Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

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snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz December 27, 2006

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satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae March 12, 2005

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Period Patch

The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.

I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!

by Belgian fool February 19, 2010

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gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut February 27, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž