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My Asian girlfriend creamed when I tickled her Oriental Pearl
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licking a girls nipples
derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl
I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!
Do you like pearl jobs?
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When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.
Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.
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A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.
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1. the aftermath of titty fucking. the splooj shot off around her neck resembles a string of pearls
Here...I got you this pearl necklace for your birthday... "splat!"
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One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.
The worst thing about them is the singing.
It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.
Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.
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