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A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
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when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!
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A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy
I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight
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A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis
Your penis is a santas hat
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A person who conclude god isn't real when he finds out santa isn't real.
There's no good example for Santa Syndrome.
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Ghetto city in Orange County, I lived there for a few years. Bad traffic, Over-populated, High Crime, Sketchy People, Worst place to get a girlfriend (pregnant if not soon to be), Murders/Stabbings, Too many gangs
Santa Ana Dude: Hey did you hear that she boned so and so behind his back?
Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys
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fat bois who bring food everywhere and eat. must have big man titties
nick: who is that?
me: oh that’s black santa with his fat-fuck-food
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