Gary needs his shades because he’s been locked in the basement or chained to his computer so long he’s got go out and get some SUN🌞
I’m watching a commercial about how good vitamin D is for sleep! “Oh Gary needs his shades!!!!
only the flyest of the fly get to wear suntanna shades. only people who "drop waffles" get to wear them!!!****
Justin Schwaran wears his suntanna shades allda time
(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making
Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week
mr cool man...
so cool
does cool
eats cool
shits cool
is cool
omg shade#1400 is so COOL
(only bc hes in mads cord) <3
When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
When someone writes a nasty review of a business on Yelp due to bad service
Bobby threw some serious Yelp shade at that restaurant after they messed up his order
If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.
Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.