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something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”
You dont wanna know
“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley
Foley’s shitty sheets
The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."
When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.
I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.
Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.
Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.
My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.
Waving your arms & legs on a comfy bed with over 700 thread count sheets & non-allergenic goose down pillows. Indoor fun played by one or more partners.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.
The bed at the hotel suite was so amazing I didn't want to do anything but stay under the covers and make sheets angels.
It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.