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Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"
Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."
Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."
Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
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which is to keep on doing the same thing despite a lack of success
I am going to use the Homer Simpson approach and invest billions of dollars on my enemies that want to see me destroyed and hope they will do what I want them to do.
They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long
"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*
"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"
1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.
O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.
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Someone who eats sleeps and shits the simpsons,and who can remeber every episode ,and can re-cite everyline word per word of those episodes
drive by a donut shop and say "mmmmm donuts...."
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when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed
bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom
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a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker
sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j
hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?
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